Sunday, February 17, 2019

Best of Chris Farley SNL Matt Foley

 
CHRIS FARLEY
 
as Bennett Bauer
 
 
"I've Never had SEX"
 
 
 
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlDuD8zPMI0?feature=player_embedded]
"I don't own a Tooth Brush"
 
"I don't Run with The Crowd"
 
 
"I don't wear Clothes that Fit Me"
 
"I'm Not The Norm"
 
 
"I'm Not Hygienic"
 
 
"I don't Use Deodorant"
"I didn't Vote for Donald Trump"
 
"I'm not Camera Friendly"
 
"I don't Wipe Properly"
 
 
"I have No Charisma"
ChrisFarleyMATfoleyyy
Matt Foley
 
 
 
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpIulgSRBGY?feature=player_embedded]
 
CHRIS FARLEY on LETTERMAN
 
 
Dave Letterman KISSES CHRIS
 
 
 
 
 
 
"I Lack Style"
 
 
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHGmw7wFe5g?feature=player_embedded]
 
CHRIS FARLEY & PATRICK SWAYZECHIPPENDALES DANCERS
 
 
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-nOY_d-vJU?feature=player_embedded]
 
CHRIS FARLEY 
 
on The CONAN OBRIEN SHOW
 
 
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3SCtmpYMVE?feature=player_embedded]
 
CHRIS FARLEY
 
On The TONIGHT SHOW 
 
 
with JAY LENO
 
 
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ6As7H5LpE?feature=player_embedded]
 
CHRIS FARLEYLENO SHOW
 
PART 2
 
 
 
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1PUhcqBg98?feature=player_embedded]
TOP 10 CHRIS FARLEY Momments
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
 
GOT ANY KAHLUA ?
 
 
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Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Mario Batali is an Innocent Man WILL HE GET a FAIR 2nd CHANCE





Celebrity Chef MARIO BATALI



Celebrity Chef Mario Batali has been Exonerated of all Sexual Harassment Charges. Three investigations into sexual assault allegations against the celebrity chef Mario Batali have been closed because detectives could not find enough evidence to make an arrest, a New York Police Department official said Tuesday.
Three women had come forward to report that Mr. Batali sexually assaulted them years earlier at two Manhattan restaurants where he was an owner or an investor. In all three cases, the victims said they had been drinking and could not fully remember what had happened.
Charges could not be brought in two of the cases because they were beyond the New York State statute of limitations, which was lifted in 2006 but not made retroactive. Those investigations were closed sometime last summer, according to the official, who spoke on the condition of remaining anonymous as the official is not authorized to discuss the cases.
Prosecutors could not bring charges in the 3rd case because cold-case detectives in the Special Victims Division were unable to find enough evidence to prove that a crime had occurred. The case was closed in August 2018 , the official said.

The third woman claimed that she was raped 8 or 9 years ago after visiting the Spotted Pig Restaurant in Greenwich Village where Batali was an investor. The woman said that she had been drinking, and the next thing she recalled was waking up in the restaurant’s third-floor V.I.P. space, the infamous room that some of the employees dubbed The Rape Room.
“She couldn’t put the pieces together,” A New York City Police official said, "She couldn't put the pieces together," of her allegations. The police official also said, “Something happened to that victim in that room, but we don’t know if it’s criminal or not.”
Although the statute of limitations prevented Mr. Batali from being charged in the two earlier cases, prosecutors could have tried to use them in the third case as evidence of a pattern of sexual misconduct.
Mr. Batali is not completely off the hook; the cases could be reopened if more evidence emerges, the police official said. The New York City Police Department said Tuesday that it declines comment on details of any particular investigation.






Now, as this country (America) is supposed t be a just one, let's hope that the media spends as much time reporting the Exoneration of all Allegations against Mr. Batali. He has not been found guilty or even been charged of any criminal activity, yet his reputation and career have been Ruined, unjustly so. Isn't a person supposed to be Innocent until proven Guilty in The United States of America? Mario Batali has already been humiliated and persecuted in front of the entire World and especially in America, though he has committed No Crime., his reputation has been tarnished, and it is unlikely that though he has not been convicted of any crime at all, or even been charged, he has suffered greatly in the Court of Public Opinion. Is this just? We think not.

After these Sexual Harassment Allegations against Mario Batali, Mr. Batali was immediately fired by ABC from the show The CHEW where he was one of the hosts, Batali was humiliated in front of the World, and forced to remove himself from being present in any of his restaurants of which Batali, his talents and personality was the primary reason for the huge sucess of the Batali Bastianich Restaurant Empire who also own Eataly in New York, as well as restaurant around the country. Mario Batali has not been convicted of any crimes or even charged with any, yet he has beem Prosecuted in front of the general public of The United States of America, and the World. Batali has been exonerated by the New York City Police Department and the New York City Prosecutor, yet he has been ruined. Is this fare?


Question? Will Mario get a 2nd Chance?








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Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Trump Sucks Trump Stuff Store








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TRUMP SUCKES


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Sunday, November 4, 2018

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Kanye West Music Sucks




KANYE 'S MUSIC SUCKS !!!!

No Doubt About It


on TWITTER





!!!!! He would Have NOT Made a DIME if he was around in the 60s 70s 80s when there was GREAT R&B POP & ROCK MUSIC .. is Deluded ...

Yes, this is so True. Seriously, KANYE WEST Music as Mostly all the Current Day Music totally SUCKS ... It's Not Just KANYE, 99.9% of ALL The MUSIC made in the 21st CENTURY Absolutely "SUCKS" !!! Whatthe FUCK Happened? We used to have such GREAT MUSIC back in the 50s 60s 70s and even into the 1980s ... There were Great Musical Artist in several Musical Genres, like: R&B (Soul Music), POP, Folk, and ROCK N ROLL. What the FUCK Happened??? I just Don't Get It. What happened to all the great artist and Beautiful Music .. It mystifies me. POP, R&B, and ROCK N ROLL just ROLLED OVER and DIED. "WHAT THE FUCK?" !!!!
SHITTY FUCKING Music like SHITTY RAP CRAP HIP HOP and FUCKING ALTERNATIVE SHITTY-ASS ROCK EMerged and all the Great Music of Yesterday Faded Away. WHY ?
All I can say is, "THANK GOD" for RECORDS CDs and All The Great Reccordings and Talented Musical Artist (Unlike the likes of JUSTIN "Fing" TIMBERLAKE, Taylor Swift, and Kanye West and all the other Current Day CRAPPY ARTISTS) ...
Yes Thank God that I can listen to The ROLLING STONES, The BEATLES, SINATRA, The STYLISTICS, Dianna Ross and The SUPREMES, LED ZEPELLIN, Marvin Gaye, The MAMMAS & The PAPAS, and all the Great R&B, ROCK, and POP Artists of years gone by, "I can Listen to GREAT MUSIC" anytime I want to.
I Still don't get it. WHY DOES The MUSIC SUCK in So BAD in The 21st CENTURY? 

 What The FUCK HAPPENED ?????
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Friday, October 12, 2018

Kanye West Comedy Hour

 



KANYE WEST

WORLDS BEST COMEDIAN






JIMMY KIMMIL'S COMMENTARY

On The KANYE WEST COEMDY HOUR








"I LOVE THIS GUY"





KANYE WEST Rants


AS Football Great JIM BROWN Looks on in AMAZEMENT


The KANYE WEST COMEDY HOUR at The WHITE HOUSE

Co STARRING Jim Brown and President Donald Trump







Donald Trump


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BEST NEW COMEDIAN 2018


KANYE WEST






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RECIPES for Some of DONALD TRUMPS FAVOERITE DISHES










  BARACK OBAMA called KANYE "A JACKASS" !!!!

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Thursday, October 11, 2018

Kanye West White House Rant

KANYE WEST :  "I Love this GUY"
Refers to DONALD TRUMP
 
 
KANYE WEST Hugs PRESIDENt DONALD TRUMP
At The OVAL OFFICE in The WHITE HOUSE
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KANYE WEST Meets PRESIDENT
KANYE WEST Quotes at The WHITE HOUSE MEETING with PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP on October 11, 2018 ... Washington D.C.
"This is our President. If he (President Trump) doesn't look Good, we don't Look Good."
"He (Trump) has to be the Freshest, the Flyest, have the Flyest Plane."
Trump Says : "What do you thingk Jim (to Jim Brown)."
Jim Brown says : "If he doesn't look Good, we don't look Good." 
Reiterating KANYE WEST'S  statement about The PRESIDENt of The UNITED SATES
TRUMP says : "Isn't that a Great Statement? It's so True, So True."
(Praising Himself)
"I LOVE HILLARY. I Love Everybody."
"They try to Scare Me not to wear this Hat."
(Referring to DONALD TRUMPS "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" HAT)
"This Guy is SUPERMAN (Doanal Traump)."
KANYE WEST makes PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP Laugh
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"I had The BALLS to wear this HAT."
That's Football-Great JIM BROWN sitting nest to KANYE
Kanye shows PRESIDENT TRUMP a picture of the iPLANE
He says it will be made by APPLE Corp. in AMERICA
Kanye says : "We got to put the President in this Plane."
Trump says : "Let's not get rid of AIR FORCE 1 "
" I don't answer questions in simple Sound Bites. You are Tasting a Fine Wine that has Mutiple Notes to It. You better play 4D CHESS with me. It ain't that simple."
Referring to his Comentary (Rant) on Everything
"LEVIS are the Greatest Jeans in the WOrld and they're being made in VIETNAM"
(Saying that LEVIS and AMERICAN Company whould make Jeans in Factories in AMERICA)
AGREED !!!!
The BADASS COOKBOOK
RECIPE For TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL FRIED CHICKEN
 
Ally Maynard TWEETS on Twitter :  "I am no KARDASHIAN fan but those sisters has more BIG DICK Energy in thier long ass manicured pinky nails than KANYE has in his entire body."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kanye's SUPERMAN Cape
 
MAGA HAT
 
"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"
KidROckKANYeTRUMP.jpg
KANYE "KID ROCK" and TRUMP
KanyeHUGtrump
The Best KANYE TRUMP Hug Shot of ALL
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